I'm Dramatically Underexposed. I Demand More Attention!

God, Come Down, If You're Really There - Well, You're The One Who Claims To Care!

Long Hair Is An Unpardonable Offense Which Should Be Punishable By Death.

When You're Younger, You See The People Who Are In Power And Think They Must Have That Position Because Of Some Degree Of Skill. And As You Get Older, You Realize It's Not True, That Most People In Those Positions Are Absolutely Inept. And This Naturally Makes You Feel Better About Yourself.

Letting Cats And Dogs Have Litters Is Tantamount To Shooting Shelter Animals In The Head Since It Kills Their Chances Of Adoption. Please Do The Right Thing And Spay Or Neuter Your Animals.

I Can Chase You, And I Can Catch You, But There Is Nothing I Can Do To Make You Mine.