I'm Constantly Learning, And That Is The

Laughter Is Life-giving. It Makes You Breathe.

Broadway Is Such A Diverse Community. Everybody Knows How I Believe, And Everyone Believes, And It's Not A Big Deal. But In Hollywood, If You Talk About Politics - Especially If You're A Republican - Or Spirituality, It's Just Not Something People Want To Hear About.

A Professionally Trained Actress Should Be A Better Liar, Wouldn't You Think? But No. I Am Pathetically Underachieved In That Area. I Can Think Of A Great Lie. I'm Plenty Imaginative. But Before The Words Are Even Out Of My Mouth, There's A Weird Tickle Of Unease In My Armpits, A Horsefly Of Guilt Lands On The Back Of My Neck, And Before I Can Stop Myself, That Gassy Little Bubble Of Truth Belches Out.

I'm A Wild Lady. Not.

Making Fun Of Anyone's Size, Height, Scarring, Anything Like That Equals Dumb.