I'm Bored' Is A Useless Thing To

If You're A Woman And A Guy's Ever Said Anything Romantic To You, He Just Left Off The Second Part That Would Have Made You Sick If You Could Have Heard It.

I've Had Soccer Moms Come Up And Tell Me They Can Relate When I Say That I Want To Throw My Baby In The Trash.

You Have To Be Aware Of Who You're Talking To In An Audience.

Being Popular With An Audience Is A Very Rickety Ladder To Be On.

I Don't Have A Gun, But If I Did, I Would Shoot A Baby Deer In The Mouth And Feel Nothing.