I'm Bigger Than You! I'm Higher On

Most Comedians Want To Be The Architect Of Their Own Embarrassment. They Have Horrible Self-esteem Issues. I Would Rather Push Myself Into The Mud. I Don't Want To Be Pushed Into The Mud. I Think That Is Probably True. I Think Most People Struggle With Self-acceptance. But Comedians Get A Chance To Self Externalize.

Marriage Can Be Viewed As The Waiting Room For Death.

And I Love Mel Brooks. My Dad Loved His Movies, Too, They're Awesome, The Kind Of Thing That If You're In For Ten Minutes, You're In For Two Hours.

Europe To Me Is Young People Trying To Appear Middle-aged And Middle-aged People Trying To Appear Young.

I Have Very Happy Memories Of Fairy Tales. My Mother Used To Take Me To The Library In Toronto To Check Out The Fairy Tales. And She Was An Actress, So She Used To Act Out For Me The Different Characters In All These Fairy Tales.