I'm Bigger Than You! I'm Higher On

I Play The Ukulele. I Have A Great Group Of Friends, And We Do Things Like Have Battles Of The Bands - Me Sometimes On Ukulele, But Mostly On Drums.

I Had A Blast, But I Still Wonder Sometimes Why They Saw Me As The Perfect Guy For This Strange Character.

While It Is Nice To Be Discovered, It's Much Better To Discover Yourself.

Marriage Can Be Viewed As The Waiting Room For Death.

Justin Timberlake Is The Single Most Talented Human Being I've Ever Met In My Life, And It Sickens Me. He Is, Like, 12 Years Old Or Something! He Has 0 Percent Body Fat, He Is Musically Gifted, He Has A Great Ear For Accents, And He Is Hilarious.