I'm Bemused By The Whole Robbie Williams

You Can't Go On Stage And Live - It's False All The Way. I Can't Stand The Premise Of Going Out In Jeans And A Guitar And Looking As Real As You Can In Front Of 18,000 People. I Mean, It's Not Normal!

This Ain't Rock 'n' Roll. This Is Genocide!

The Only Art I'll Ever Study Is Stuff I Can Steal From.

A Lot Of People Provide Me With Quotes. They Suggest All Kinds Of Things To Say And I Do, Really, Because I'm Not Very Hip At All.

I'm English. I Can't Accept Happiness That Easily. There's Got To Be A Trick In There Somewhere.