I'm As Radical As Libertarians Come.

Government Is About Stealing And Nothing Else. That's All It's Ever Been About. That's All It'll Ever Be About.

Incidentally, The Next Time Some War-mongering Wise-ass Tries To Tell You That One Reason We're In The Middle East Is To Enhance The Civil Rights And Social Equality Of Women, Remind Them That We Very Enthusiastically Destroyed The Most Secular Country Over There, Where Women Could Dress As They Liked, Have Good Jobs, Be Literate, And Vote.

The Function Of Government Is To Provide You With Service; The Function Of The Media Is To Supply The Vaseline.

I Have Long Argued That We Need To Reopen Alcatraz To House Government Criminals, And Let Tourists On Excursion Boats In San Francisco Bay Pay To Chum The Water With Meat With An Expired Sell-by Date That Would Otherwise Have To Be Discarded.

Choose Your Enemies Carefully: You'll Probably Be Known Much Better And Far Longer For Who They Were, Than For Anything Else You Ever Managed To Accomplish.