I'm An Unemployed Teacher Right Now And

You Remember When You Were A Kid Growing Up, And Believed In Santa Claus? There's Not Much Difference Between Santa Claus And Me Today, You Know. We're Two Overweight Lovable Guys That Kids Really Enjoy.

When I First Started Coaching, One Of The Worst Things That I Think I Heard Was 'it Will Be O.k.' I Would Wonder, 'how The Hell Is It Going To Be O.k.?' The Worst Word In The English Language Is 'hope.'

You Are Never Going To Be Driven Anywhere Worthwhile, But You Sure As Hell Drive Yourself To A Lot Of Great Places. It Is Up To You To Drive Yourself There.

This Is Like The Town Council Just Hired A New Marshal To Clean Up The Town, I Guarantee You, If I Stay Here Long Enough, They'll Get Rid Of Me, Too.

Basketball May Have Been Invented In Massachusetts, But It Was Made For Indiana.