I'm An Old Bag - I Like

I Think I Make Shoes Quite Okay.

I Don't Know Why My Shoes Are So Popular - I Am Always Surprised And Mystified By It.

I Never Wanted To Be The Most Famous, The Most Beautiful, The Most Extravagant.

My Shoes Are Special Shoes For Discerning Feet.

I Hate These Platforms That Are All Over The Place Today; They Are All About Grabbing Attention. They Are Suburban! I Never Do A Platform. Well, I Did, In The 1970s, But That Was A Bad Experience.