I'm An Idealist. I Don't Know Where

My Name Is Truth And I Am The Most Elusive Captive In The Universe.

Why Does A Hearse Horse Snicker, Hauling A Lawyer Away?

We Had Two Grand Antique Professors Who Had Been Teaching At Lombard Since Before I Was Born.

A Liar Is A Liar And Lives On The Lies He Tells And Dies In A Life Of Lies.

Here Is The Difference Between Dante, Milton, And Me. They Wrote About Hell And Never Saw The Place. I Wrote About Chicago After Looking The Town Over For Years And Years.