I'm Always Amazed When I Hear People

When You're Done [with Writing A Book], People Tell You "well, Gee, I'm Not Interested." "great, I'm Glad I Sat Down And Wrote This!"

My Touring Has Never Stopped; From The Time I Started Doing Stand-up, I've Been On The Road.

As Psychotic As It Gets Outside, The Comic Can Be More Psychotic.

Every Time I Use An App, Part Of My Brain Dies! We'll Get To The Point Where We Go To Bed And Wonder: 'did I Have A Thought Today?' You'll Have To Go To Your 'thought' App!

Elected Officials Shouldn’t Get To Choose Who Gets To Choose Elected Officials.