I'm Allergic To Stupidity.

I've Been Pushed Down Many Flights Of Stairs In My Time, But I Always Manage To Find An Elevator

Courage Is One Thing That No One Can Ever Take Away From You.

I Don’t Think I Have The Right Parts To Appreciate '50 Shades Of Grey'.

What Grinds Me The Most Is That We’re Sending Kids Out Into The World Who Don’t Know How To Balance A Checkbook, Don’t Know How To Apply For A Loan, Don’t Even Know How To Properly Fill Out A Job Application, But Because They Know The Quadratic Formula We Consider Them Prepared For The World?

A Flame May Love A Snowflake, But They Can Never Be Together Without Each Harming The Other.