I'm Allergic To Coming In Second But

Fresher Than A Pillow With A Mint On It

The Most Intense Thing I’ve Ever Done Was Bring A Girl To Passover Dinner.

Heard Once That In Dire Times When You Need A Sign, That's When They Appear.

Baby You Should Bring Your Best Friend, Then You Should Persuade Her To Let Me Get Some Sex In. Don't Get Offended, Baby, That's Just A Suggestion

I'm In The World Where Things Are Taken, Never Given. How Long They Choose To Love You Will Never Be Your Decision.