I'm Actually Not On Twitter.

I Like Everything European. Even My Gps Has A British Accent - It's Way Less Annoying Than The American One.

I Don't Do The Super-clean-living L.a. Thing.

All I Can Say Is, I Don't Talk About The Personal Stuff. It's The One Thing You Can Keep To Yourself. At Least You Try To.

Did You Know That The Institution Of Marriage Was Created When The Average Person Lived To The Age Of 30?

Hash Browns Are My Favorite Breakfast Food.