I'm A "what You See Is What

Lots Of People Make Fun Of Me, But The Truth Is I'm Just A Man. I Like Food, I Like People, And I Like Making People Happy With Food. I Have A Wife; I Have Two Sons. I Love Them More Than Anything. Sure, My Tv Personality Might Not Be For Everyone, But That's Okay. I Just Want To Live My Life. Please, Leave Me In Peace. I Am A Man. I Have Dignity. I Am A Man.

I Was Always A Kid Trying To Make A Buck. I Borrowed A Dollar From My Dad, Went To The Penny Candy Store, Bought A Dollar's Worth Of Candy, Set Up My Booth, And Sold Candy For Five Cents Apiece. Ate Half My Inventory, Made $2.50, Gave My Dad Back His Dollar.

My Stay-married Secret Would Probably Be Exercising Good Communication, Not When You Have To But All The Time. I Think If You Do That, You Kinda Just Cleanse The Situations, So There's Not Build Up. I Think That's Probably The Best Way To Do It.

I Wanna Be The Ambassador To Chimichanga Flavor Town.

If You Slow It Down, Eat In Courses, Your Body, Mind, Stomach Will Catch Up With This Full Feeling And You Won't Eat As Much.