I'm A Very Serious Person.

I Like To Just Have Fun And Be Silly And Say Pretty Much Whatever Comes Into My Mind, Do Pretty Much Whatever I Want.

If I'm Having A Bad Day I Put On The Very Best Thing I Have. I Polish My Shoes, I Shine Everything Up, Because That Helps Me Get Though The Day. It Helps Me, You Know, It's In A Sense Armor. It Says, Okay, I'm A Mess Inside But You Know What, On The Outside I'm Going To Be Pulled Together, Everything Is Okay.

I Went Through Some Tough Times Because If You're Used To Having A Voice In Contemporary Culture And All Of Sudden, You Don't Have That Voice, You Don't Have That Outlet. I Didn't Appreciate That. I Didn't Understand How Important That Was To Me. And All Of A Sudden, After Investing All This Time And Energy, I Had No Identity. I Didn't Know Who I Was. I Didn't Know What I Had To Say. I Didn't Have A Way To Say It. It Was Very Painful.

If I Were Straight And I Were Trying To Seduce A Woman, I Could Do It Just By Standing Up At The Table When She Came Back From The Bathroom. It Works. Every Time I Do That, All The Straight Men Are Sitting At The Table And Their Wives Are Kicking Them. "look At That!" "you Never Do That For Me!"

On The One Hand, I Want To Go Off And Live In The Desert With My Dog And Sculpt Things Out Of Adobe.