I'm A Strong Person, I'm A Strong

I Feel This Pang Of Regret Whenever I Watch Sport; This Sense That I Will Never Play A Big Match Again.

I'm Surprised I Still Have So Much Hair After All The Things I've Done With It.

When I Was Seven I Wanted To Be A Footballer, But When I Was 14, I Wanted To Be A Model. Look Where It's Put Me Now!

Everyone's Been So Quick To Say That I'm Really Thick Or I Haven't Got A Brain. People Will Think Whatever They Want To Think.

It's One Thing I Like About America - They Respect The Sportsman. They Put Them Up On A Pedestal. They Don't Try To Knock Them Down. And That's A Great Thing, To Be Respected By The Whole Country. It's So Patriotic!