I'm A Spalding Gray In A Rick

By Hook Or By Crook This Peril Too Shall Be Something That We Remember

Without A Sign, His Sword The Brave Man Draws, And Asks No Omen, But His Country's Cause.

Come Then, Put Away Your Sword In Its Sheath, And Let Us Two Go Up Into My Bed So That, Lying Together In The Bed Of Love, We May Then Have Faith And Trust In Each Other.

This Year I Invested In Pumpkins. They've Been Going Up The Whole Month Of October And I Got A Feeling They're Going To Peak Right Around January. Then Bang! That's When I'll Cash In.

Accept These Grateful Tears...for Thee They Flow, For Thee... That Ever Felt Another's Woe.