I'm A Spalding Gray In A Rick

And Now I'm Using Sarcasm, To Confess The Whole Thing So Later I Could Say I Already Told You.

Without Tv, It's Hard To Know When One Day Ends And Another Begins.

Steel Itself Oft Lures A Man To Fight.

If You're Gonna Get Mad At Me Every Time I Do Something Stupid, Then I Guess I'll Just Have To Stop Doing Stupid Things.

For Love Deceives The Best Of Woman Kind.