I'm A Selfish, Little Pig Of A

I Have N'sync And Aerosmith And Britney Spears. I Have A Trifecta From Hell.

There Is Absolutely Nothing You Can Learn Out Of One Bllodeshot Eye.

He Smiles So Much, I Don't Think He Has A Central Nervous System.

I Don't Believe Pumpkin Pie Is Even Made From Pumpkin. I Mean, How Can Something That Smells That Shitty Make A Pie So Sweet? There's Not Enough Sugar In The Universe.

When A Country Wants Television More Than They Want Clean Water, They've Lost Their Grip.