I'm A Promoter Of Masturbation. Don't Sleep

My Legs Are Really Long And That's Cool Apparently, But I'm Totally Klutzy. I Mean, I'm Like Bambi. I Fall All Over Myself Because I Can't Control My Arms And My Really Long Legs.

I'm Just Living My Life, And I'm Not Gonna Live My Life For Other People.

I'm Not Interested In Playing The Field And All That Stuff Because Frankly I'm Not Into Frivolous Relationships. I've Got A Couple Close Relationships With Friends, A Close Relationship With My Family, And A Close Relationship With My Guitar. I'll Know If The Right Person Comes Along, And Whatever Then - Cool - But It's Not Something I'm Seeking Out At The Moment.

I Remember One Tour With Two Male-fronted Bands, And They Had A Fight Over Who Could Use The Bathroom First. Then They Just Ended Up Having A Beef With Each Other For The Entire Rest Of The Tour.

It's Less Frustrating If Someone Recognizes Me For It [ Pretty Reckless ]; It's More Frustrating That I Still Get Asked About It.