I'm A Professional Food Eater.

Bono Actually Gets A Lot Of Substantial Work Done. The Guy Really Does Put A Lot Of Things Together And, While I'm Not A Fan Of His Music, I Greatly Applaud His Humanitarian Efforts.

The Iron Is The Best Antidepressant I Have Ever Found.

And I Love The Hate Mail I Get, The Unsigned, Misspelled Letters I Get Telling Me To Go Back To Russia Or Wherever.

I Mean Black Flag Happened. I Was Lucky. I Don't Think I Could Have Put Together Something With One Percent Of That Oomph On My Own.

When I See The Hatred Exacted At Mr. Obama - You Know, He Lowered Your Taxes, Killed Your Number One Bad Guy And Got Your Guys Out Of Iraq - I Don't Understand Why He Seems To Inflame People So Much. You Know, Unless, Unless There's A Race Problem.