I'm A Pessimist By Nature. A Pot

To Paraphrase The Great Will Rogers, El Rusho Never Met A Pharmacist He Did Not Like.

That Mitt Romney, He Is A Master Campaigner. This Week He Was Introducing His Wife, And He Said, 'she Is The Heavyweight Champion Of My Life.” Which May Explain Why On The Ride Home, He Was Strapped To The Roof Of The Car.

Every Time [rand Paul] Opens His Mouth, It Gets A Little Crazier. Today He Angrily Demanded That The Liberal Media Stop Quoting Him In Context.

There Are People Who Think Everything Is A Conspiracy And I Think They're Crazy.

I Believe In God, I Just Give Him More Credit Than Being A Single Parent And An Author.