I'm A Part Of The No-tight-jeans Coalition.

There's Nothing Like Trying To Spoonfeed Tortellini Carbonara To A Blindfolded Naked Giggling Woman.

I'm The Light Skinned Version Of Mandingo, I've Seen More Beatles And Jagged Edges Than Ringo.

I Usually Write Songs When I'm In A Car By Myself And It's Usually Dangerous Because I'm Writin' And Drivin' At The Same Time.

Life Is Short If You Don't Notice It'll Pass You By, That's Why My Head Is In The Clouds Trying To Pass The Sky.

Get Through The Agony And Anger, The Pain And Strife, And Take The Necessary Steps To Try To Change My Life.