I'm A Nudist At Heart.

I've Written A Couple Screenplays And Half-finished Plays.

I Had No Expectations About Fatherhood, Really, But It's Definitely A Journey I'm Glad To Be Taking. Number One, It's A Great Learning Experience. When My Mother Told Me It's A 24/7 Job, She Wasn't Kidding.

I Think To Be A Successful Comic, You Have To Be Exceptionally Smart And Exceptionally Perceptive.

I'm So Busy These Days. I Forget Everything But My Lines.

It's Great To Be Recognized When I'm Looking For A Table At A Crowded Restaurant, But I Still Don't Put It To Best Use. I'm Such A Lump. I Won't Cut The Line. It's My Catholic Guilt. I Gotta Get Used To It