I'm A Normal Person. I Have Emotions.

Corporations Are People, My Friend.

It's Not Appropriate To Joke About The Ku Klux Klan.

And A Special Thank You To The Citizens Of Massachusetts: You Are Paying All The Taxes, Creating All The Jobs, Raising All The Children. This Government Is Yours. Thank You For Letting Me Serve You. I Love This Job.

I Was A Severely Conservative Republican Governor.

When Government Is... Bailing Out Banks... We Have Every Good Reason To Be Alarmed.