I'm A Moron Because I Don't Want

Usually, Old Ladies Tell Me To Find Jesus. Look, I'm Just Trying To Find Some Chai And A Good Vegan Muffin.

I Became A Vegetarian Out Of Compassion For Animals And To Live As Healthy As Possible. I Realized Soon After That I Was Truly Concerned With Nonviolent Consumption And My Own Health, A Vegan Diet Was The Best Decision.

I Can't Think Of Anything That People Probably Wouldn't Already Have Heard Of.

When I Was Sent To Public School, I Was Relieved That I Could Wear What I Wanted To Wear.

I'm Davey. I Sing, Make Faces And Swing From Trees.