I'm A Middle-class Former Housewife Who Goes

You Won't Find A Vampire In A Ford Fiesta

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It's A Sad Comment On Humans That None Of Them Are Tolerable To One Who Can Read Their Minds

Most Humans Were On One Big Island, To The Fairies, And That Island Was Adrift On A Sea Called I Totally Don’t Care.

The Night Swelled With Magic; Not The Beneficent Kind Of Love-magic That Sweeps Couples Away, But The Kind Of Magic That Rips And Tears, The Enchantment That Creeps Out Of The Woods And Pounces.