I'm A Legend In This Sport. If

I Heard A Rumor That Your Mom And Dad Ran Away From Home.

You're 83? Really? You Don't Look It. I Would've Guessed 81 Or 82.

Are There Any Swamps In Oklahoma? Yes, There Is. It's Called Tulsa.

Tito Santana Is Like A Cue-ball. The More You Strike Him, The More English You Get Out Of Him.

Its Amazing That Lou Ferrigno Can Talk With Fifty Pounds Of Cracker In His Mouth.