I'm A Legend In This Sport. If

The Money's The Same, Whether You Earn It Or Scam It.

Hawaii's The 50th State? I Thought It Was A Suburb Of Guam.

I Heard A Rumor That Your Mom And Dad Ran Away From Home.

[on Sting] He Threw A Sucker Punch. There's The Sucker Who Threw The Punch. Him The The Bart Simpson Hair Doo.

I Know All About Cheating. I've Had Six Very Successful Marriages.