I'm A John Denver Freak, And I

I Said I'd Be Honest, I Never Said I'd Be Consistant.

All Rock-and-rollers Over The Age Of 50 Look Stupid And Should Retire

I Stopped Dropping Acid For A While After My Daughter Was Born. It's Hard To Keep An Eye On The Kid While You're Hallucinating.

I Don't Miss Anything About The 1960s, Not Really. I Did It. It's Like Asking, 'do You Miss The Fourth Grade?' I Loved The Fourth Grade When I Was In It, But I Don't Want To Do It Again.

No Matter How Big Or Soft Or Warm Your Bed Is, You Still Have To Get Out Of It.