I'm A Huge Stadium Rock Fan, But

I've Masturbated Like 5 Times In The Last 24 Hours... It Hurts... It's Going To Fall Off.

In Leaving Negativity Behind, You Find Something Beautiful.

The Labels Can't Do Anything For A Band Anymore - They're Stuck And They Have No Money And They're Just Holding Onto Contracts That Have Existed From A Time Where There Were Resources.

All The Selling Out Talk Is Really Overrated, The Funny Thing Is It Hardly Ever Comes From Bands, It Comes From Some Kid Who Thinks They're So Punk Because They Have A Purple Mohawk

Humor Has Become So Cliche And Boring That Nothing's Funny Anymore Unless It Involves Something Totally Disgusting That Offends Somebody Or Makes Them Feel Really Uncomfortable.