I'm A Horrible Karaoke Singer.

A Few Years Later, When I Was Still Going To These Meetings, I Was Also "second-acting" Every Broadway Show [walking In With The Crowd After Intermission]. I Snuck In To See Grease With John Travolta In Kind Of A Secondary Part And Adrienne Barbeau Playing Rizzo, Into Pippin, Hung Out With Ben Vereen And Bob Fosse. It Was An Amazing Time For A Teenager.

No Self-respecting Gay Guy Would Have Ever Made Some Of The Hair And Clothing Choices I Am Still Trying To Live Down.

Magic Was A Thing That, When I Did It, It Made All The Kids Go, "ah, That's Cool."

I Have A Bunch Of Islands In The Bahamas That We Made Into This Amazing, Magical Place. And We Have These Birds; They're Trained To Do Certain Things On The Island, Which Is Awesome. These Toucans Had A Baby Toucan, And The Baby Toucan, Every Hour That You'd Look At This Toucan, He Would Change.

I Think The Negative Reinforcement Really Helped Me In My Very Beginnings.