I'm A Horrible Karaoke Singer.

Everyone Understands Cards And Relates To It. They Have Them In Their Homes And In Their Hands, So It Makes Them Very Accessible.

I Started As A Ventriloquist, A Very Bad Ventriloquist. And People Saw My Lips Moving And It Was Ridiculous, So Finally I Decided I'd Better Change My Occupation.

The More Educated You Get, The Better Shot You Have To Get It Right, But If You're Really Trying Something Different, It's A Challenge Every Time.

Reading [judd Apatow] Book, About His Background, I Think There's A Great Similarity. What Gives Him The Fire To Work Hard? He Worked Hard, Researching The Comedians Of The Time, What Touched Him About It.

I Invented Magic Stuff; It Came Very Easily. Now, I Sucked At Everything Else, But I Was Good At Magic As A Kid.