I'm A Great Songwriter, But I'm Not

I've Always Been Into Guitars. We Want To Put Keyboards On, But Keyboard Players Don't Look Cool Onstage, They Just Keep Their Heads Down. There Has Never Been A Cool Keyboard Player, Apart From Elton John.

You Gotta Say What You Say, Don't Let Anybody Get In Your Way...

I'll Do One Eventually As Life's Too Short And None Of Us Is Getting Any Younger. I'd Like To Make One While I Still Look Good And Before I Look Like Phil Collins, Which, Eventually, I Will.

Twenty Years From Now, Will We Listen To Lady Gaga? No. She Might Think She Is Making A Stand For The Freaks And The Weirdos. But They're Not Going To Have Any Decent Music To Play, Are They?

If I Ever Get To Go To The Moon, I'll Probably Just Stand On The Moon And Go 'hmmm, Yeah...fair Enough...gotta Go Home Now.'