I'm A Good Counter Comedian. I Can

I Like Obama, But I Understand That His Hands Are Tied, The Way Congress Is Reacting. It's Just Partisan Politics Everywhere, And Don't Know How We Going To Get Things Done In The Future Without Compromising A Little Bit.

I'm The Most Successful Person In My Generation Of Family Members, And That Sucks.

I Think People, If You Really Want To Be Happy, You Have To Find God Yourself, And You're Going To Have To Have A Personal, One-on-one Relationship And Not Look To Get Through These Traditions Or These Rituals And All This Crazy Stuff When You Could Talk To Him Right Here, Right Now, Anytime, Anywhere, Any Place, From Any Position. And That's The Kind Of Relationship You Want, Not A Standard.

I Really Appreciate Family. I Really Can't Imagine Life Without Them!

You Can't Boycott Something You Never Went To Anyway,so Why Put Energy Into It?