I'm A Football Fan, A Sports Fan,

If You Want Your Hair To Be Thicker, Cut It When The Moon Is About To Be Full - A Heavy, Full, Waxing Moon. Do Not Cut It When The Moon's Waning.

My Life Is The Road, Man. I Need To Keep Moving.

I've Been In A Couple Of Weddings Where The Coolest People That Were The Most Day Before So Mellow And Then The Day Of The Wedding Freaking Out.

The Law Says You Cannot Touch, But I See A Lot Of Lawbreakers Up In This House.

I Love Los Angeles, And It's Been Very Good To Me, But If Everyone Is Running Around Telling The Stories, Who's Living Them? You Don't Play Characters That Are Celebrities - You Play Guys Who Know What To Do When Their Septic Tank's Blocked.