I'm A Conduit For Telling People's Stories.

I Know I'm An Acquired Taste - I'm Anchovies. And Not Everybody Wants Those Hairy Little Things.

I'm Really Into Moderation. Too Much Of Anything Will Harm You In The End. Too Much Sugar. Too Much Pasta. I'm Into Drugs As A Teaching Tool, Which Is Why I Only Take Hallucinogenics. I Mean, It's Not Like I've Never Done Cocaine, But, On The Whole, If I Can't See Dancing Elephants Then I'm Not Interested.

Press The Button, Pump The Water, Build The Pressure, Push The Piston, Press The Button. It's The Perfect Job.

Is Your Place In Heaven Worth Giving Up These Kisses

Boys Are Cute, But Food Is Cuter