Illegal Immigration Can Never Be Completely Stopped,

In College, The Guys Aren't Worrying About Whether They'll Be Able To Pursue Their Career Dreams And Still Have Kids.

Lobbyists Really Are Experts In Their Fields And Know What They Are Talking About. That's Why The Government Always Listens To Them As They Tell The Government What It's Doing Wrong And What It Should Be Doing Instead.

Sarah Palin Is Treated Like A Bimbo Sometimes, But She Has Never Given The Public The Respect They Deserve. She Acts Silly And Doesn't Know Stuff. She Didn't Even Finish Her Term.

I Have Always Believed The Iron Rule Of Politics Was That Women Don't Vote For Men Who Yell.

Unfortunately, He Was About As Deep As A Melted Ice Cube.