I'll Try Anything...i'll Even Try Limburger Cheese!

Interest Is The Invention Of Satan.

The World Owes Nothing To Any Man, But Every Man Owes Something To The World.

I Never Did Anything Worth Doing Entirely By Accident. . . Almost None Of My Inventions Came About Totally By Accident. They Were Achieved By Having Trained Myself To Endure And Tolerate Hard Work.

I Didn’t Fail Ten Thousand Times. I Successfully Eliminated, Ten Thousand Times, Materials And Combinations Which Wouldn’t Work.

I Believe That The Science Of Chemistry Alone Almost Proves The Existence Of An Intelligent Creator.