I'll Tell You One Thing, It's A

I've Been To The Leaning Tower Of Pisa. It's A Tower, And It's Leaning. You Look At It, But Nothing Happens, So Then You Look For Someplace To Get A Sandwich.

It Don't Care Whether I'm Good Enough. It Don't Care Whether I Snore Or Not. It Don't Care Which God I Pray To. There Are Only Three Things With That Kind Of Unconditional Acceptance: Dogs, Donuts, And Money.

We Did 'erin Brockovich,' We Did 'man On The Moon,' We Did 'living Out Loud,' But Now I'm Going To Keep Going.

Of Course I've Got Lawyers. They Are Like Nuclear Weapons, I've Got Em 'cause Everyone Else Has. But As Soon As You Use Them They Screw Everything Up.

I'll Tell You One Thing, It's A Cruel, Cruel World.