I'll Not Be Changing, But America Will.

If Your Body Is 90% Water What Have You Got To Drink Water All The Time For? Why Can't You Just Have Some Crisps?

No-one Really Feels Self-confident Deep Down Because It's An Artificial Idea. Really, People Aren't That Worried About What You're Doing Or What You're Saying, So You Can Drift Around The World Relatively Anonymously: You Must Not Feel Persecuted And Examined. Liberate Yourself From That Idea That People Are Watching You.

When I First Became Famous In The United Kingdom It Was Helpful Because It Meant There Wasn't A Spite Of 'this Bloke's A Drug Addict,' 'this Bloke F**ks All These Women' Because I Was Just Making Jokes About All Those Things Already, So It Made Me Some Kind Of Incorruptible Indefatigable, Indestructible Force.

I've Always Been A 'your Parents Have Got To Come Up To The School' Type Of Person. Even Now, When I Do Something Wrong - If I Say Something Inappropriate On A Live Tv Show, For Example - I Half Expect To Have To Deliver A Note To Barbara Brand: 'please Come Up To Channel 4 Head Office, Russell's Done Something Despicable.

I Don't Mind Having A Reputation As A Serious And Spiritual Person. I Think That Would Be A Nice Reputation To Have