I'll Even Pay Sometimes For A Woman

I Hope You Don't Mind, I Hope You Don't Mind, That I Put Into Words, How Wonderful Life Is, Now You're In The World.

I Tried To Commit Suicide One Day. It Was A Very Woody Allen-type Suicide. I Turned On The Gas And Left All The Windows Open.

Getting Paid For Being Laid, Guess That's The Name Of The Game.

I've Watched Other People Singing, I've Become A Much Better Singer. I've Become A Singer That Plays The Piano Instead Of A Piano Player That Sings.

I Get Bombed For Breakfast In The Morning, I Get Bombed For Dinner.