I'll Be A Wife And Mother First,

Whenever I Was Upset By Something In The Papers, [jack] Always Told Me To Be More Tolerant, Like A Horse Flicking Away Flies In The Summer.

A Newspaper Reported I Spend $30,000 A Year Buying Paris Clothes And That Women Hate Me For It. I Couldn't Spend That Much Unless I Wore Sable Underwear.

A Camel Makes An Elephant Feel Like A Jet Plane.

The First Time You Marry For Love, The Second For Money, And The Third For Companionship.

Once You Can Express Yourself, You Can Tell The World What You Want From It. All The Changes In The World, For Good Or Evil, Were First Brought About By Words.