I'll Argue Anyone Into The Dust When

Negative Opinions About Me Don't Faze Me Unless I Respect The Person Giving The Opinion, Which Is Rare. And If It's Someone I Respect, I Usually Take Heed Of What They're Saying. But If I Don't Respect Them, Which I Usually Don't, What's The Point?

I Prefer For A Woman's Most Private Of Areas To Have As Much Hair As Carlos Santana's Entire Band, Head To Toe, Circa 1972.

Equality Is A Nice Idea, But It's Entirely Impossible To Prove.

The Average Human's Fundamental Project Is To Find Someone Else To Blame For Their Problems.

The Vegan Diet Is Obviously Lacking Whatever Essential Nutrient It Is That Makes People Likeable.