Ignorance Is Never Better Than Knowledge

I Remember My Friend Johnny Von Neumann Used To Say, 'with Four Parameters I Can Fit An Elephant And With Five I Can Make Him Wiggle His Trunk.'

I Hope It Won't Take Long.

Young Man, If I Could Remember The Names Of These Particles, I Would Have Been A Botanist.

It Does Not Say In The Bible That All Laws Of Nature Are Expressible Linearly!

When Asked What He Meant By A Miracle: Oh, Anything With A Probability Of Less Than 20%.