If You've Seen One City Slum, You've

Some Newspapers Are Fit Only To Line The Bottom Of Bird Cages.

It Takes Quite A Bit Of Nerve For Democrats To Complain About Inflation. This Reminds Me Of Germs Complaining About The Disease.

Asking Senator Fulbright's Advice On Foreign Policy Is Like Asking The Boston Strangler To Massage Your Neck.

Listening To Democrats Complain About Inflation Is Like Listening To Germs Complain About Disease.

Every Time I Criticize What I Consider To Be Excesses Or Faults In The News Business, I Am Accused Of Repression; And The Leaders Of The Various Media Professional Groups Wave The First Amendment As They Denounce Me. That Happens To Be My Amendment Too. It Guarantees My Free Speech As Much As It Does Their Freedom Of The Press.