If You've Got It, Wear It.

I Have Been Driven Demented In My Career.

Actually, I Vote Labour, But My Butler's A Tory.

My Trophy Value Exceeded My Military Usefulness.

Prince Charles Is An Absolute Mountbatten. The Real Intelligence In The Royal Family Comes Through My Parents To Prince Philip And The Children.

I Can't Think Of A More Wonderful Thanksgiving For The Life I've Had Than That Everyone Should Be Jolly At My Funeral.