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The Democrat Party Of The 1980s Chose The Soviet Union Over Ronald Reagan, In Nicaragua, And In Moscow As Well. Now, All Of A Sudden, They Don't Like Russia And They Don't Like The Soviet Union?

You Can Find Negative People Everywhere You Go. The Last Thing In The World You Want To Do Is Talk To Them, Because All They're Gonna Do Is Cement Pessimism In You!

If Gay Marriage Is A Real Thing, Gay Infertility Must Be A Real Thing. It's Not Fair. I Mean, It Wasn't Fair They Couldn't Get Married, And Now It's Not Fair That They Can't Have Babies, Even Though They're Not Infertile, That Doesn't Matter. And So There Must Be Access To Infertility Insurance For Married Gay Couples, If Our Culture And If Our Society Is To Be Fair And Equal For One And All, And It Is Coming, And Don't Laugh About It.

The Left Are Gonna Calling You Names. You're Gonna Be Racist, Gonna Be A Pig, Gonna Be Sexist, You're Gonna Hate Women, You're Gonna Hate Blacks, You're Gonna Be Anti-transgender, Whatever. They'll Come At You In All Directions To Force You Into Acquiescence.

A Loyal Liberal Can Get Away With Anything With Other Liberals, As Long As That Loyal Liberal Is Liberal And Attacks Conservatives Left And Right, Spouts The Right Words, They Get Away With Anything.