If You're Over 52 Years Old And

My Biggest Regret In Life Is That I Didn't Hit John Denver In The Mouth While I Has The Chance.

Nobody Can Make More Fun Of Me Than I Already Make Of Myself.

There We Were In The Middle Of A Sexual Revolution Wearing Clothes That Guaranteed We Wouldn't Get Laid.

Don't Buy The Toys That Make The Noise!

We Live In A Country Where John Lennon Takes Eight Bullets, Yoko Ono Is Walking Right Beside Him And Not One Hits Her. Explain That To Me!