If You're Not Upsetting Idiots, You Might

On My First Bowhunt On The Property A Few Years Back, I Was On My Own For Twenty-two Days And Killed An Amazing Thirty-three Head Of Big Game. I'm Surprised I Even Came Home. I Was In Heaven.

Mao Tse Tung Lives And His Name Is Barack Hussein Obama. This Country Should Be Ashamed. I Wanna Throw Up.

We Are A Nation Of Laws, Not A Nation That Ignores Laws If It Benefits The Democrat Party.

Chicken Nuggets Don't Die Any Easier Than Baby Fur Seals.

I Have Self-actualized. Pardon Me Whilst I Adjust My Glowing Halo.