If You're Not Upsetting Idiots, You Might

Well, At The Very Beginning Of The Amboy Dukes, I Was Doing Background But I Never Sang My Own Songs. I Would Sing Them For The Guys To Show Them How I Wanted The Songs To Go, But I Always Had Lead Vocalists.

My Love Is Like A Tire Iron.

I Am A Very, Very Fortunate And Blessed Guitar Player To Always Be Surrounded By Musical Monsters, So My Life Has Been A Nonstop Jam Session. I Crave The Musical Adventure Of Sonic Creativity And Am Powerfully Inspired Everytime I Grab A Guitar.

You Mean To Say That When An Imbecile Walks Into A Church, Office, Day Care Center, Or School, Stumbling About, Almost Zombie-like, With Gun-filled Hands At His Side, Blabbering Incoherently To His Next Victim, The Reaction Of Grown Men And Women Is To Run, Cry, Whimper, And Hide Under A Desk Or Pew? The Sheeping Of America Is Nearly Complete.

I'm Militantly Anti-drug Abuse But Love Everything Keith Richards And Some Other Drug Goofballs Do.