If You're Not A Target, You're A

The Soldiers Currently Manning Our Sophisticated Weaponry Have Room Temperature Iq's.

If I Can Go From Burglar For The Government To Talk Show Host, You Can Go From Entertainer To Congressman.

My Last Fear, The Fear Of God, Died With My Faith.

Three People Can Keep A Secret As Long As Two Of Them Are Dead.

The Official Version Of Watergate Is As Wrong As A Flat Earth Society Pamphlet.