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One Of The Biggest Lies In The World Is That Crime Doesn't Pay. Of Course, Crime Pays.

The Soldiers Currently Manning Our Sophisticated Weaponry Have Room Temperature Iq's.

A Liberal Is Someone Who Feels A Great Debt To His Fellow Man, Which Debt He Proposes To Pay Off With Your Money.

If I Can Go From Burglar For The Government To Talk Show Host, You Can Go From Entertainer To Congressman.

Obviously Crime Pays, Or There'd Be No Crime.