If You're Going To Play It Out

I Don't Want Security Guards. I Don't Think Security Guards Are Particularly Good For Your Writing.

We Were Playing A Festival In Dublin The Other Week. There Was This Other Group, Like, Warming Up In The Next Sort Of Chalet, And They Were Terrible. I Said, 'shut Them Cunts Up!' And They Were Still Warming Up, So I Threw A Bottle At Them. The Bands Said, 'that's The Sons Of Mumford' Or Something. 'they're Number Five In Charts!' I Just Thought They Were A Load Of Retarded Irish Folk Singers.

I Read Daft History Books. Sometimes The Books I Read Are A Bit Crackers Or Strange.

I Used To Be Psychic, But I Drank My Way Out Of It.

Blue Cheese Contains Natural Amphetamines. Why Are Students Not Informed About This?