If You're Going To Be A Myth

I Realized That I Had Traveled To Havana During What Now Seems Like The Childhood Of The Cuban Revolution, If You Think That Fidel Has Now Been In Power For 44 Extremely Long Years. I Started Looking At The Revolution As History, And Not As Part Of The Daily News.

The Left Is Being Funded Primarily By The Drug Traffickers Who Provide This Tax Money And That's Why The Guerrillas In Colombia, Unlike The Guerrillas Anywhere Else In Latin America, Have Been Able To Survive For 40 Years Because They Have A Hard, Solid Source Of Income.

I Think The Great Mexican Cuisine Is Dying Because There Are Fast Foods Now Competing, Because There Are Supermarkets, And Supermarkets Can't Afford To Keep In Stock A Lot Of These Very Perishable Products That Are Used For Fine Mexican Cooking. Women Are Working And Real Mexican Cooking Requires Enormous Amounts Of Time.

So, You Know, I Always Say That I'm A Mexican, But If I Had To Be A Citizen Of Anywhere Else, I'd Be A Citizen Of Manhattan. I Feel Very Much A New Yorker.

There Is No Point To Samba If It Doesn't Make You Smile.